Em

I was so exhausted by my toddler that I eventually just let him play with my iPhone. He grabbed the phone excitedly and dived into his play tent, shouting “Hey Siri! Play Cocomelon!”. I was drinking coffee at the kitchen table thinking, “Ah… a moment’s peace” when I heard Siri’s unmistakable voice – “Calling [name of client that sounds a bit like Cocomelon]”. I leapt up from the table, dived across the carpet and into the tent, snorting coffee out my nose on the way, and grabbed the phone I NEARLY DIED.